Sarge reporting for duty! I am an outstanding physical specimen! Fit and Hale! Black and white tuxedo (ready for formal evenings, and gala events) with magnificent long white whiskers. Declawed in the front – But still ready for action!

Ready, willing and able to perform all cat duties! I have my Distinguished Service Snuggling award, Meritorious Service for Lap Sitting and Cat Toy Hunting Action Ribbon. I have served long distinguished career (10 years), but there is still plenty of energy and love left in me!!

I am looking to join a new regiment. I will spend many happy hours with my new commanding officer – always staying close, to see if I can be of service. My lap sitting is top notch. I enjoy military maneuvers-particularly Cat Dancer or strings going under rugs.

Despite my name, I am not a land lubber. I enjoy water – especially drinking from faucets. I will even stand in a sink full of water to sample the faucet.

I do not appreciate other cats --- I am the only cat you need!! People and children are allowed to join my regiment. I like them all.